Full disclosure: I don't like dance music. That isn't to say that I don't like to dance (you should see me HUSTLE) or that I don't like music that makes you--how do you say?
--shake your booty. But if the music you're listening to has such a remedial name (hey kids, this is music you dance to! Uh, duh!) chances are the music itself could probably use a few lessons in cranking it up a notch. There's no doubt that DJ Rap is a fine, stylish young lady. As a former model, she'd know how to look good taking out the garbage, never mind spinning a few records for the kids. Great, since pop music likes its heroes young and sexy, from Elvis to John Popper. Her sleek, catchy tunes probably look great on your local video channel and like the lottery, you gotta be in it to win it...only question is: What do I win?
